January 6, 2010: Mariah Carey Drunk; – FanSided

The most important things in the universe.  Ranked.  Daily.

1.  Maybe They Should’ve Hired Mariah to Replace Paula

Mariah Carey knows how to spice up a boring award acceptance speech:  get totally hammered first.  The lubricating booze sweat helped her slink out of her dress later.  Not that she needed it with five low-paid lackeys there to help her.

2.  Will Anyone Surpass His Vaunted Records for Most Birds Killed by Fastballs and Most Cameramen Shoved in Street?

The Big Unit Randy Johnson has ..read more

Brand, Perry got engaged in India – Gaea Times (blog)

Russell Brand confirms engagement

January 6th, 2010 LONDON – Russell Brand has revealed that he is engaged to singer Katy Perry. The comic, 34, said that he popped the question during a spiritual ceremony in India on New Year’s Eve and a “love guru” blessed their relationship.

Russell Brand, Katy Perry seek blessings from Indian love guru

January 5th, 2010 LONDON – Lovebirds Russell Brand and ..read more

Merry Perry soon to marry? (The Electric New Paper)

WHO: Katy Perry, 25, and Russell Brand, 34

WHERE: India

WHAT: The kooky pair have continued their public displays of affection with a visit to one of the world’s most romantic landmarks.

US singer Perry recently posted a picture of her with controversial British host Brand on her Twitter page. It showed them posing in front of the Taj Mahal.

‘He built this for me,’ Perry joked in the caption beneath the photo.

This has sparked further speculation that they ..read more

Katy Perry’s luggage goes missing – Gaea Times (blog)

Russell Brand wins over Katy Perry’s parents with Nelson Mandela quote

December 9th, 2009 LONDON – Russell Brand probably owes a personal favour to Nelson Mandela who unknowingly helped the comedian charm his girlfriend Katy Perry’s parents. The 34-year-old Brit, who revealed his former sex addiction in autobiography My Booky Wook, said he feared “disaster” when he met his potential in-laws.

Russell Brand meets Katy Perry’s parents

November 22nd, 2009 LONDON – Katy Perry seems to be taking her relationship with comedian ..read more

Russell Brand Nips Out

We spotted Russell Brand in Malibu with yet another mystery lady.  But the real mystery is, how does he get all these women? For a guy who looks like he rolled out of bed and dug through a dumpster for an old woman’s moth eaten sweater, he’s not doing too badly.  C’mon Russell…you’re in Malibu. Have a swim in the ocean…it’s made up of this thing called ‘water’. Very refreshing, you should try it. MTV loves Russell’s Brand of humor!