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1. Maybe They Should’ve Hired Mariah to Replace Paula
Mariah Carey knows how to spice up a boring award acceptance speech: get totally hammered first. The lubricating booze sweat helped her slink out of her dress later. Not that she needed it with five low-paid lackeys there to help her.
2. Will Anyone Surpass His Vaunted Records for Most Birds Killed by Fastballs and Most Cameramen Shoved in Street?
The Big Unit Randy Johnson has ..read more
January 7, 2010 | Posted in
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The Man promised change. The Man also promised to work for a college football playoff.
And while we understand that President Barack Obama’s daily agenda is filled with bulletins on Afghanistan and health care there is a simple way for him to nudge the BCS debate back onto center stage.
When he sends a White House invitation to the winner of the Alabama-Texas game he should make a copy and send it to the Boise State team. The 14-0 Boise State ..read more
January 6, 2010 | Posted in
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By David Thomas, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Texas
Dec. 27–JANUARY
Tebow, Florida win title
Florida quarterback Tim Tebow threw for 231 yards and two touchdowns and also rushed for 109 yards to lead the top-ranked Gators to a 24-14 victory over No. 2 Oklahoma in the BCS Championship Game. It was Florida’s second national title in three years. Texas finished fourth in the final AP rankings and TCU was seventh.
Rangers ..read more
December 29, 2009 | Posted in
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Jessica Simpson was at the Congressional Country Club the other day and she was in this red and black dress looking extremely hot as she was given guard of honor.
I wonder what she gave in return to those soldiers ‘Pokies’ of her newly done boob job.
Looks like everybody was having fun.
July 12, 2009 | Posted in
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Two months after saying their “I Do’s,” tennis player Andy Roddick and Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker couldn’t be happier with married life.
See photos of more stars who wed this past year.
“It’s great, it’s wonderful,” she told Us at Wednesday’s Whitney Contemporaries Art Party and Auction in NYC. “Nothing’s changed … in a good way. So it’s nice.”
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June 22, 2009 | Posted in
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PICTURES! Here are Brooklyn Decker bikini photos. Andy Roddick and Sports Illustrated’s Decker will marry this weekend, the engagement broke in 2008.
Click to Download Brooklyn Decker bikini photos and wallpaper now
Now Roddick, 26, and Deckler, 21, will make it official in North Carolina. You can’t attend the wedding, but you can hit the beach with her in new bikini photos.
Decker will reportedly be joined at the wedding ceremony by fellow S.I. hottie Julie Henderson. Decker calls herself a ..read more
April 14, 2009 | Posted in
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